“This December let’s give a special shout out to the dude who gets the ice”
By Rati Mofokeng
People like shaming the dude who goes to buy the ice / smokes / goes for a drinks run at a braai; yet he’s clearly the responsible one (Usually not drunk too early or at all). Reliable (Even when you are drunk you know he’s coming back). Great with money (usually manages and takes from multiple sources) and let’s be honest those devils are lethal AF. Let any one of the girls go with him to the store and she’s coming back with more than just Bernini blush (She gone player).
So you know what! This December let’s give a special shout out to the dude who gets the ice. May you continue to keep our beverages at maximum chill and may December 2017 bring you the recognition you deserve. Halala my brother.
And ladies don’t be blinded by these Fvckboys who can’t even get up to go refill the cooler box. Get you an ice man!! that ninja always knows what you need when you need it. Stay woke sis that guy is a hero!!
– An ode to ice men everywhere. Stay shining