Free ‘Advanced Excel Lockdown Webinar Masterclass’ 16 April (Thursday) With Kagiso Maloma

As promised Kagiso Maloma ACMA,CGMA will be doing a free ‘Advanced Excel Lockdown Webinar Masterclass’ this Thursday 16 April at 9pm

(register here to attend online https://kagiso.webinarninja.com/live-webinars/286177/register)

Please note this session is not for beginners – we’ll be touching on, if statements, vlookups, xlookups, Pivot tables, powerpivots, conditional formatting, text to columns, data validation, variance calculations, auto fill, Slicers, interactive waterfall charts, macros, etc.

Email: info@kagisomaloma.com (for 1 on 1 sessions please email)

Lost Manuscripts From A Conversation I Had with A Girl that Wasn’t There… By Kagiso Maloma

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Conversation With A Girl that Wasn’t There…

The real question I really wanted to ask her was: Why the hell are you not here
Telepathic in her senses she replied: you not yet ready to receive me
Cunning in my ways I tried smooth talking her
Her never being there, she reminded me that I would really just be trying to convince myself from what I already knew… I wasn’t ready to receive her Read More …

This Is What Makes Me A South African (Freedom Day Special) By Kagiso Maloma

I’m a South African

For I call my two room bedroom house a compound, a part of my inspiration is a youth league graduate formerly introduced to the world as a trouble maker, I defy the Westernized rules by entering parliament with a miner and domestic worker’s uniform.

I’m a South African

The guy who drives me to work every morning scares me more than my boss; I know I could be great but I chose to do just enough. I overly celebrate goals that do not matter like my national team, culture and tradition were once well deep rooted in me, but for now I’m just comfortable being my own Man Crush on any given Monday, with my skhothane shoes being the second ugliest thing apart from my bad credit. Ke phela ka skoloto.

Who am I? I’m ‘The village boy that bought a fancy German car’

Genius Level was never taught to me yet I’ve managed to flirt with it. One of my dreams include going to UCT and becoming a Chartered Accountant. My parents are overly proud of me having made it to University, yet see the confusion in their eyes when asked as to what am I studying?

I’m a South African

I complain about not having the time to do my work yet I spent hours on the TV anticipating dragon fights and a winter that never came. I hate my own kind but I always seem to get attached to TV characters.

I’m a South African

In the commercial playground I’m referred to as newly issued shares. I hang around with other blue chip countries and trade on the stock market with them. I ask for no privileges and sympathy as I know I will one day make it, for one who makes it the hardest, makes it the best. Expensive bottles give me the drive I need to hunger for Le good life I’m gonna attain when I do it big. I don’t wanna be on the cover of a Forbs magazine, I intend being on the cover of my own magazine.

I got shot while I was trying to draw a baby bottle out of my waist in attempts to feed a young nation that hungers for guidance. The African Robin Hood, ba mpitsa Tsotsi.

With Maleven being my role model, I really should not complain about the crime in this country. I plan to win at this thing called life, but first I have to tell the twitter community about it. At times I actually do feel like I should just get off social media and get a job.

I’m a South African

Fear not, for I am a newly issued share, the market has opened its doors for me and I plan on diversifying my knowledge base and earn return on my efforts. I’m well educated, my library was the river bank where disposal trucks dumbed off millions worth of knowledge inscribed on paper. I turn negatives into positives, hatred into forgiveness. I am young at heart, amazing, motivated and driven!! With one thing in mind, success and beyond!

Now this, this is what makes me a South African…

By Kagiso Maloma

If Genius Level Advertised Their Online Blog Like Apple… By Kagiso Maloma

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We wanted to… rethink blogging and create something worth reading
Introducing iBlog..
Carefully structured paragraphs and sentences permitted our most elegant style of writing yet.
We combined multiple bloggers and writers to create an all inspiring environment we would like to call ‘smart writing
Smart writing allows the reader to know exactly what they are reading when they reading it
Genius Level… enhanced writing for the modern world

But thats not all…

introducing iBlog s
iBlog s is what happens when idea meets keyboard.
When you look at our work, you see not the words only.
You see also the carefully selected font size.

That was intentional.

On each of the articles published,
we can examine the complexity that is carefully broken down to cater for all readers.
To change the way we experience reading, we had to change the reading itself.

& Oh, and, one more thing.

We have refined, and refined, and…
Refined basic topics that most write about.
The pictures that align with the topics discussed
are there because we put them there.
The place your imagination goes to when reading our material is somewhere between genius and the mesosphere
The people who are genius enough to visit our Blog are those who do.

Genius level…. we bully the status quo
Let your ideas outlive you

Power FM Podcast Kagiso Maloma Talking About An Article He Wrote “Married In Community Of Debt”

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Kagiso Editor of Genius Level chats with Ms Aphelele on Power FM talking about an article he wrote titled “Married In Community Of Debt” #moneymondays

The Genius Thief Who Broke In & Stole My book Collection… By Kagiso Maloma

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As I had decided to take a break from alcohol, I was feeling a bit out of turnup character at the club where I was chilling with my friend swerving to some Hip-hop jams. Being of a mood that did not blend in with the scenery I decided to call it a night early and drive home. Got to my place, threw the keys on the couch without a lit up welcoming from bae as I scream “honey I’m home!!” lol, none of that, just a cold house fit for a bachelor like myself.

Round about 3 o clock before I hit the sack, I decided to check out some YouTube videos, funny how the logarithm used in the software always has me feeling like the dudes at Google know me personally. Ended up passing out in the process with the video still playing; perks of having unlimited Wi-Fi in the house.

Round about 4:45 I’m woken up by the sound of a heavy Port Elizabeth wind pushing into my house through a slightly open sliding door. That’s a bit weird, I would have never left the sliding door open! What the hell is going on? Struck with shock and a little bit of fear of what the hell had happened I grab my dumbbell and head downstairs to check what had happened. Been gyming for some time now so in my head I’m ambitiously thinking if there’s still someone lurking downstairs, they are gonna get it.

It had been leg day that Saturday so you can imagine my bravado is in slow motion as I head down the stairs. My red guitar is still there by the wall, so is my TV, and Acer laptop placed on top of an automan.

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From the open window it had become very clear that someone had broken in and left via the sliding door. The second item I check is the car keys and there they where on couch near my Samsung tablet. “WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??” I ask myself………….. Could it be that I woke up just in time to scare away the shady lurking burglar who was in my house? Or did I really just forget to close the window and sliding door before I slept? Maybe a case of Alzheimer’s? nah I’m too Genius for any of that.

As I turn to the kitchen to grab an apple and try ‘borne identity’ this whole situation I quickly realised that one of my book dividers was on the floor and there were no signs of my books. Wait? My face turned red with shock as I wondered what the hell was going on?? My Harry Potter collection, The Alchemist, Rich Dad Poor Dad, The Outlier, Losing my Virginity, Eat Pray Love, 7 habits of highly successful people and the Monk who sold his Ferrari by Robin Sharma were all missing!!

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What a stint of biblical proportions, WHOEVER HAD BROKEN INTO MY HOUSE HAD STOLEN MY BOOK COLLECTION and left my Laptop, TV and Tablet!! Instead of getting mad I had this cunning smile on my face as I thought to myself’; I had made the world a better place by unwillingly sharing all that knowledge and Genius with the crook who had stolen my book collection. He’s gonna definitely love the Alchemist by Paulo Coelho! I quickly said to myself with a grin………. I’m sure he will! or maybe he’ll go on to write a book of his own ( The 8th Habit of a highly efficient crook).

“WHOEVER HAD BROKEN INTO MY HOUSE HAD STOLEN MY BOOK COLLECTION”

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Just as I was drowning myself in excitement because of what had happened, I had already jumped onto my laptop as I planned to put up the whole story of the Genius thief on my WordPress blog………..

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Someone Waking Up and Realizing it was All a Dream

A BRIGHT FLASH OF REALITY HITS ME AS I’M WOKEN UP FROM MY DREAM………. by the sound of a heavy Port Elizabeth wind pushing into my house through a slightly open sliding door. That’s a bit weird, I would have never left the sliding door open! What the hell is going on? Struck with shock and a little bit of fear of what the hell had happened I quickly ran downstairs  leaving no room for swift scenario narration of what was happening. As I got downstairs I realised my house had been broken into, the TV, Laptop, Tablet and some clothing had been taken. All of these had robbed me of my Genius dream that would have been an absolute pleasure to share with the world.

But instead of stealing my ever so amazing book collection that would have been more of a long term value add to his dumb ignorant stealing self, he chose the ‘TV’. He could have witnessed the sheer beauty of the Alchemist, but no he chose the ‘TV’. He could have read about the Monk who sold his Ferrari and his remarkable transformation, but no he chose the ‘TV’. He could have given me a beautiful story to write about and restore much needed hope in this evil infested world, but no he chose the ‘TV’.

Okay, I know what you thinking, what the hell am I supposed to get out of this story? Well read on because I always make it work…………… brace yourself……….ready?

Well just the other day I was having a discussion with one of my friends on how everyday should be seen as an opportunity to reinvent yourself, change the shit that you didn’t like the previous day, do more value add activities, read that book you have been pushing back on for weeks, instead of sitting and soaking in your self imposed misery do something about it, call your mom and tell her you love her, live a little and worry less, work towards those grades you’ve always wanted, work toward upgrading your Genius Level…………..

But nooo, what do we do when given the chance to break into the window of opportunity and enter into a new day filled with a million possibilities? We always choose the ‘TV’. We overlook the high value book collection and head for the time wasting and procrastination friendly ‘TV’. By now given the level of Genius you possess you must have figured out that I’m using the ‘TV’ as a metaphor.

Don’t be the thief who went for the more appealing options filled with ignorance, head for the ‘book collection’ that will surely generate you more added value for years to come. Opt for the value adds over short term offerings, everyday is a chance to reinvent yourself.

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Article by Kagiso Maloma (Based on a true story)

She Had A Spark Of Divine About Her…. But My iPhone Almost Let Me Down… By Kagiso Maloma

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She had a spark of divine about her….

You know? untied dreadlocks with an aura close to non
The type to make your day just by looking your way

Yet the chills her touch gave made it feel like it was all imagined

No steletos to heel on as she walked barefoot on the beach sand
She’s the type of sand you bring to the beach as she’s just  better
I cut the WiFi at my house as our connection was naturally virtual and telepathic…

The day I had met her the butterflies in my stomach made me recite verses like Kendrick
tip toeing reluctantly towards her as I affirmed that I’m gonna be ‘Alright’

A swift turn from her that made me pause at the glitterry command of her eyes

But eix, she had  thought I had come to collect the bill…
Got me thinking like damn girl I can serve you all day and take your numbers as a tip

But anyway we got over that as we conversed on a first name basis…
Had me explain in detail the origins of my first name and praise name
You see Kagiso in Pedi refers to giving a helping hand
So She grabbed hold of mine as I narrated the possibilities with such a swift charm

She asked why her and my reply had her dimplez turning pink

Told her I’m mostly attracted to things others cant have….
Told her she’s the type to walk on water and flirt with the spirits
Told her she’s the type to say goodbye as I tried to say hello
Told her I let go of my power-bank as the sparks we ignited would recharge my cellphone
Told her the gods had sent her to me to remind me that beauty will always be besides me

Hmmm… You see I had been planning for this day for so long that
running out of conversation was never gonna happen!

So I reached deep in my pockets to grab my iPhone so I could quickly grab her numbers

But eix__ you see? The way my situation was set up…
the battery to my iPhone had died on me…

But remember what I had said about the sparks we ignited??

SHE HAD A SPARK OF DIVINE ABOUT HER…

 

Detailed Guide On Building Self Confidence, Inspiration & Escaping Depression… By Kagiso Maloma


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You seen Neo dodging bullets, then later stopping bullets; in my psycho head I’m, like **Levels Kwedini**. The action scenes are exaggerated, millions spend on the production, cars and bridges torn apart and bodies twisted and many filming days used up and a lot of failures endured… For what? What really was the message from the Matrix? Any take-ways?

Well to me the movie is all about self confidence…. Finding self confidence and becoming your own person and in the process inspiring those around you to believe that they too can in essence ‘dodge and stop bullets’ just like you did. The Matrix is really just a simulation of reality… Neo in the movie resembles the average dude with a ‘normal’ life and a job. Have you ever just wondered what your sole goal on this earth is? What did God have planned for you? surely you know you aren’t normal, you go to bed with this feeling and you wake up with it, it’s the reason you feel you can get whatever you want, its what fuels up your ambition and ego and makes you the envy of your peers (hopefully)..

Truth is we all see ourselves as special, as having that character trait that the next person does not possess. We are born to be different, because if that was not  the case then why were you created? We all believed this as kids, its what made us believe we can do anything we want. Then somewhere in-between growing up and becoming adults we lose that sense of imagination, we stop believing in the impossible and opt for a normal life. This simulates the Matrix that Morpheus explained to Neo about, an environment were your self created kid-like superpowers get taken away and you constantly in the presence of Krypntonites that drain out your true potential and you end up playing for second best. The human brain knows where it should be, I believe that all this depression business and stress blah blah blah is just the Neo within you trying to get out but is trapped, this then creates frustration as you feel lost, you feel like you useless, the world’s compulsion to opt for the average has contained you in a tight corner and your creativity is crying out for help. You feel like your mind is clouded, you cannot think.

Of-course you cannot think in this type of circumstances whereby you constantly going against what you should really be, your mind then becomes a house with 2 conflicting characters, mind you the mind can only house 1 character at a time, and if the character it has installed in it isn’t of the right specification of the real you, then conflict arises, much like how you cannot install an android application on an IOS (apple) device, if you try this it will not work. Frustration arises within because you not utilizing your full features, then boom! depression, anxiety, stress… you name it.

Now back to computers, if a computer experiences any faulty errors, it tries to restart itself, the mind functions with the same logic, I feel like the above mentioned mental conditions occur because the mind is trying to rid itself of a faulty application which isn’t supposed to be there, much like how your stomach throws out the alcohol through your mouth if you drink something new or try mix drinks that aren’t compatible with your normal diet.

Who are you fooling? surely you cannot possibly fool yourself, that would be madness, and your own mind will eventually catch-up with you, are you happy? then if not quit playing it off, do you do stuff because you want to and because it makes you happy or do you do it because you are told to or you just trying to impress someone? Bold as it may be, the world is a much better place without copies, be the real makoya baba, someone that amuses everyone because of their connectedness with the self.
Get out of your self-created Matrix of sucking up and pretending, the world needs you to be yourself and to play your unique role. Being awesome, amazing and stopping bullets is a personal choice.

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How I Kick Ass & Dodge Bullets In The Matrix… By Kagiso Maloma

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When I’m not writing articles I take time out to do my fair share of bullet dodging and and gravity defiance. Bare with me as I narrate you through the red pill experience. You will be enlightened I trust.

How did the Matrix come to be? Well in the movie its explained that man created the machine and gave them artificial intelligence, this created a new race of machines to help aid humans in their everyday business, what this did is it took the power of decision making from humans and put it into the hands of machines, what happened after that is the machines soon realised that the human race had gotten comfortable, lazy and less smarter in the sense that the machines where doing everything for them. A change of power then took place as one who makes the decisions holds the power. A power struggle then insumed over who was the more dominant species, as a result of the machines getting their power from solar energy released by sun rays, the humans struck the sun in attempts to deplete the machine race. What happened after that was a change of biblical proportions. Because the machines had no source of energy they then started paralyzing humans to use them as ‘batteries’, the human body generates electricity to which we shall call human voltage, the machines saw this as a source of energy for them and it is with the human body that the machines found all the energy they needed.

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This is not a movie review simply insight needed to identify with the rest of the truth I will be revealing in this article. The Machines then managed to restrain all humans and keep them in capsules so as to be able to retract from them the energy they so desperately needed to survive. To keep the humans in the dark of what was being done to them the machines created a complex neuro-interactive simulation program known to be the MATRIX. Imagine you asleep and someone plugs a cable into your brain that simulates a fake reality through a continuous dream state that you entrapped in for the rest of your life, mean while you asleep not realising it, energy is constantly being retracted from your human body. The Matrix is a computer generated dream world which the machines built to keep the humans under control so they do not realise what is being done to them.

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“Throughout human history we have been dependent on machines to survive, fate it seems is not without a sense of irony” Morpheus (The Matrix 1999).

****The above made me laugh hahahahhahahahahaha****

Now the fun revealing truth is about to begin, hop in and buckle up fellow geniuses.

What is real and what is not? What is fate and what is choice? It’s been said that choice is an illusion created by those in power to enslave people without even realising that they are enslaved. This we shall famously call the ‘System’ created by those who are in charge.

Bob Marley on Redemption Song said “Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery;
none but ourselves can free our minds. Have no fear for atomic energy, ‘Cause none of them can stop the time”.

Right there Bob is talking about the Matrix that is being simulated in the real world via systems that are in place to aid limit your very thinking and capabilities making you think like everyone and choosing not to be different, choosing not to search for the truth that will help you reach what I famously call your genius level. Think of the Matrix as a metaphor for what is currently happening in the real world nowadays. We are so obsessed with following trends and leading our lives the way it has been written.

My friend Neto Tleane once said to me via a BBM chat:

“All these Reality shows and Big Brother bull shit, watching other people live??? . I feel we’ve become lazy and are becoming conformists; everything around us is bad for us. Feed you genetically modified foods, brain wash you with television and music, teach you lies to prepare you for the system at school and varsity; then you graduate from this system and are then the perfect product of the system, dumb, uneducated and unhealthy”

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I may not be as unforgiving as this good friend of mine but indeed he’s right. We have lost a sense of what is real and what is not, we take on virtual lives via social media and forget to take time out to live our real lives. We forget about face to face interaction, the very basic of things to do like have a genuine one on one or a group conversation with your mates. Even though you are sitting there with them you are really not mentally there. I posted on my Facebook the other day: “Forget Instagram, conversation paints better pictures and does not need filters” Yep I just quoted myself, its real lol. I would not be surprised to find people in the next year or so introducing themselves to each other with their twitter/Instagram handles in attempts to grow their virtual following/Lives.

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Reality shows and the media have become somewhat of a mind controlling tool. They eat up all your time and they control your perception about everything and I’m talking everything. Ask yourself as to when was the last time you tapped into my genius self and formulated an opinion free of any external influences. You are told of what product to buy, which car will suit you best, global warming is real and that the pharmaceuticals have found no cure for cancer. Ask yourself this, if the profitability of dishing out the cure of a given disease is lower than the profits realised through a prolonged cash flow guaranteed treatment of the disease which one will these greed infested corporations choose. Read and educate yourself.

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I remember watching Southpark back in Varsity; one kid almost committed suicide because no one wanted to add him as a friend on Facebook. Nowadays a virtual following determines how cool you are. How different is this virtual interaction to that of the Matrix? It’s the very same thing in that in a virtual life everything seems perfect, you always smiling in your selfies and you constantly updating the world of how much fun you having. I find myself asking a question as to how much truth is in this. Attention seeking is becoming a chronic illness to which rehabilitation will one day be required. Why not prepare a prescription of self realization pills for yourself? Moslow did put it at the top of his list, maybe it’s worth overdosing on, and you never know how high up the Genius Level ladder you might find yourself landing on. We all guilty of this, myself included, the first step as with any problem is with being real with yourself and that is it! Escape from your own virtually constructed Matrix.

Back to the Explanation of what happened in the Movie that will evidently change your life as it has mine. This will blow your mind soon as you grasp the concept that is if you haven’t as yet…….Come on fellow Genius, keep up.

Now Neo they guy who defies gravity and stops bullets was one of the few to realise the truth about the Matrix. He realised that it was all a fake reality. He then broke away from it. He was labeled the one as he in his mind state did not acknowledge any limitations that the programmers had built into the Matrix. How did Neo become the one? He simply believed it. This teaches us a great lesson on self development, it starts within and you yourself will need to believe that you are cut from a different cloth before you can start freezing bullets and breaking records.

When you hit the sack as night and just before the pass out hits you’re unconscious; what is that one thought that puts a smile on your face? Who did you touch today? What difference have you made? What Genius Level have you reached? And most importantly are you getting closer to accomplishing those objectives you have set for yourself?

Do you see yourself as the one or do you just go about in the ‘Matrix’ like everybody does?

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“Do not try and bend the spoon, that’s impossible, instead try to realise the truth, that there is no spoon, then you will see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself” (The Matrix 1999).

Damn!! A great lesson can be learned from those overly powerful words from a kid. Are you a prisoner of your own thoughts? Do you hold back from being the best there is just so others can feel secure and normal around you? Are you entrapped in your own Matrix? Are you the one holding yourself back? Are your skills and strengths based in a world that is built on rules? Limitations? Rigid thinking and institutionalized controls?

I’m currently reading the book Rich Dad poor dad and in there they talk of how people lack initiative to break away from their institutionalized way of thinking, we are simply born into a prison, a prison for your mind, our Parents tell us to go to school, get good grades, get a degree and get a job. Surely it would be depressing to view life as 3 stage process. Go to school, Get a degree, and get a job. Nowhere in that process are you taught to think for yourself. Now let’s reflect: The Matrix is a program designed to keep humans enslaved in their own minds so as to drain all the energy they produce while they are unconscious and not aware of what is happening. Is this not the same program we are constantly encouraged to imprint in our life schedules? You get a job working for someone else and you help them achieve their objectives and only get minimal compensation for all your hard work all your life, I’m talking till you retire there is a level you have to report to. If humans are really batteries then this is how your energy is constantly being drained without you realising it, only being given enough so that the next month you are back trying to make more; before you know it you then locked into a vicious continuous cycle of living from one paycheck to the next, being offered credit and having to pay it back plus 21%. Go to school, get a degree and the world is yours for the taking. Excuse my latter statement, I was practicing the words I’m gonna imprint in my unborn son’s DNA from a young age.

Son, most people you see around are trapped in the ‘Matrix’, a prison that locks away all their fully loaded potential, they go about in their everyday lives being perfectly comfortable with an average living. They have what I call collective hallucination, their strengths and skills are based on a world that is built on rules; it is because of that they will never be as innovative, Genius and driven as us. Dad are you telling me that when the time is right I will constantly be wining employee of the month awards? No son, what I’m saying is that when you are ready, you will be the one handing out the employee of the month award.

Remember in one of my other posts I talked of generating consistent sources of motivation via analyzing the things that you do and the music you listen to and really listening so as to harness the hidden inspiration behind it all. Well let’s listen to what Kanye has to say:

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“Look at the valedictorian scared of the future While I hop in the Delorean_Scared-to-face-the-world complacent career student_Some people graduate, but we still stupid_They tell you read this, eat this, don’t look around. Just peep this, preach us, teach us, Jesus_Okay, look up now, they done stole your_streetness(Genius Level).” Kanye: Good Morning

“Man I promise, she’s so self conscious. She has no idea what she’s doing in college. That major that she majored in don’t make no money But she won’t drop out, her parents will look at her funny. Now, tell me that ain’t insecure. The concept of school seems so secure. Sophmore three years aint picked a career” Kanye: All Falls Down

“Told ’em I finished school, and I started my own business_They say, ‘Oh you graduated?’ No, I decided I was finished_Chasin’ y’all dreams and what you’ve got planned” Kanye: School Spirit

I’m sure we can all harness some genius from Mr. West by looking at the world through his lenses. Now I’m not saying go drop out and leave school; what im saying is make it about something, do the things you love because only then will you dedicate all your energies to them. Stop chasing other people’s dreams that they have planned for you. Make this about the star player that resides within you.

I was at one of the Universities in Johannesburg in 2012 during a career day opening with my company to recruit for graduate positions. What happens there is numerous companies visit the University once a year to promote their company and advertise graduate positions for prospective graduates. There are some very smart driven individuals out there, I saw that when I had a chat with some of the students. The thing that made me feel like the concept of the matrix is taking form is the way some of these students had talent yet did not know how to channel it right; some where either trying to get a degree to please their parents or they did not know what they were going to do with that degree once they done. A degree is only the beginning.

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Everyone around you is projecting their fears onto you in some sort of way; the advice they give you, when they tell you that you can’t do it its impossible, they make you believe the test is going to be hard. Channel you’re thoughts towards positivity, only that way will you become a victim of your own reality where you see things differently from the way others do. You are told to study so as to get a job and be well off; the problem is for most of us there was no one in the system that told us differently we all just learned down the road that you can actually break common practice and discover another route well paved with no rules and limitations. You have seen the path that most choose to take, your friends stuck in the ‘matrix’ whereby they literally stop living and follow other people lives, choosing not to improve their own self, rather they make suggestions and comments about the others who actually do take a stand to live out their personal legends.

Take a look at yourself, the mirror is revealing Drake once said. Jay Z also speaks about the lost ones referring to those still stuck in the vicious cycle that is the mentally constructed matrix.

“People are brainless to unnecessarily go through these changes. And I ain’t even know how it came to this, except that fame(Ignorance) is the worst drug known to man, It’s stronger than, heroin. When you could look in the mirror like, “There I am” And still not see, what you’ve become. I know I’m guilty of it too but, not like them, you lost one”

So break the chains, free yourself of common traits, release your potential, do awesome things that have never been done before. Fear and the feeling of comfort will keep you plugged into the matrix. They lock in your inner potential to be the best that you can. Even the people around you become so much of a product of the matrix that they themselves start discouraging those that have a different fresh perspective; they ridicule any ideas that challenge normal thinking. The only reason you’re daring ideas will work is because they are free of external influences and have never been tried before; that’s what reaching your genius level is about. Be aware of your thoughts, envision the finish line, breakaway from the Matrix and only then will see the whole picture.

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And oh hi, I’m Kagiso and I pay no regard to limitations……

 

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I Had A Dream I Could Buy My Way To Heaven, When I Woke Up I Spend It On Lobola… By Kagiso maloma

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Why the Black Man Will Forever Be Broke and In Debt

Back in the day, the process was as follows…

You meet a girl you like, you start dating and you meet the parents and by the luck of God the dad likes you and doesn’t whip your ass as you had imagined. From there on the 2 families are aligned as to what is going on. Then the Lobola negotiations come up and #Lobola (1) is paid. Then what follows is the #Traditionalwedding (2). And if it’s the right match they have kids and live happily ever after. And Oh, they get 2 funeral plans.

Two hings happened here, lets put monetary value to them

1 #Lobola R40 000 and maybe a Johnny Walker Black bottle to bribe the drunk uncle who holds the most resistance, say R250

2 #Traditional wedding = R50 000

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"THIS IS WHAT MAKES ME A SOUTH AFRICAN" Mandela Day dedication By Kagiso Maloma

This poem is undated, it is neither truth, fiction nor lie. It’s what you make of it…

I’m a South African

For I call my two room bedroom house a compound, a part of my inspiration is a youth league graduate formerly introduced to the world as a trouble maker, I defy the Westernized rules by entering parliament with a miner and domestic worker’s uniform.

I’m a South African

The guy who drives me to work every morning scares me more than my boss; I know I could be great but I chose to do just enough. I overly celebrate goals that do not matter like my national team, culture and tradition were once well deep rooted in me, but for now I’m just comfortable being my own Man Crush on any given Monday, with my skhothane shoes being the second ugliest thing apart from my bad credit. Ke phela ka skoloto.

Who am I? I’m ‘The village boy that bought a fancy German car’

Genius Level was never taught to me yet I’ve managed to flirt with it. One of my dreams include going to UCT and becoming a Chartered Accountant. My parents are overly proud of me having made it to University, yet see the confusion in their eyes when asked as to what am I studying?

I’m a South African

I complain about not having the time to do my work yet I spent hours on the TV anticipating dragon fights and a winter that never came. I hate my own kind but I always seem to get attached to TV characters.

I’m a South African

In the commercial playground I’m referred to as newly issued shares. I hang around with other blue chip countries and trade on the stock market with them. I ask for no privileges and sympathy as I know I will one day make it, for one who makes it the hardest, makes it the best. Expensive bottles give me the drive I need to hunger for Le good life I’m gonna attain when I do it big. I don’t wanna be on the cover of a Forbs magazine, I intend being on the cover of my own magazine.

I got shot while I was trying to draw a baby bottle out of my waist in attempts to feed a young nation that hungers for guidance. The African Robin Hood, ba mpitsa Tsotsi.

With Maleven being my role model, I really should not complain about the crime in this country. I plan to win at this thing called life, but first I have to tell the twitter community about it. At times I actually do feel like I should just get off social media and get a job.

I’m a South African

Fear not, for I am a newly issued share, the market has opened its doors for me and I plan on diversifying my knowledge base and earn return on my efforts. I’m well educated, my library was the river bank where disposal trucks dumbed off millions worth of knowledge inscribed on paper. I turn negatives into positives, hatred into forgiveness. I am young at heart, amazing, motivated and driven!! With one thing in mind, success and beyond!

Now this, this is what makes me a South African…

By Kagiso Maloma

 

THIS IS WHAT MAKES ME A SOUTH AFRICAN "Youth Day Special"… By Kagiso Maloma

 

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This poem is undated, it is neither truth, fiction nor lie. It’s what you make of it…

I’m a South African

For I call my two room bedroom house a compound, a part of my inspiration is a youth league graduate formerly introduced to the world as a trouble maker, I defy the Westernized rules by entering parliament with a miner and domestic worker’s uniform.

I’m a South African

The guy who drives me to work every morning scares me more than my boss; I know I could be great but I chose to do just enough. I overly celebrate goals that do not matter like my national team, culture and tradition were once well deep rooted in me, but for now I’m just comfortable being my own Man Crush on any given Monday, with my skhothane shoes being the second ugliest thing apart from my bad credit. Ke phela ka skoloto.

Who am I? I’m ‘The village boy that bought a fancy German car’

Genius Level was never taught to me yet I’ve managed to flirt with it. One of my dreams include going to UCT and becoming a Chartered Accountant. My parents are overly proud of me having made it to University, yet see the confusion in their eyes when asked as to what am I studying?

I’m a South African

I complain about not having the time to do my work yet I spent hours on the TV anticipating dragon fights and a winter that never came. I hate my own kind but I always seem to get attached to TV characters.

I’m a South African

In the commercial playground I’m referred to as newly issued shares.I hang around with other blue chip countries and trade on the stock market with them. I ask for no privileges and sympathy as I know I will one day make it, for one who makes it the hardest, makes it the best. Expensive bottles give me the drive I need to hunger for Le good life I’m gonna attain when I do it big. I don’t wanna be on the cover of a Forbs magazine, I intend being on the cover of my own magazine.

I got shot while I was trying to draw a baby bottle out of my waist in attempts to feed a young nation that hungers for guidance. The African Robin Hood, ba mpitsa Tsotsi.

I’m a South African

With Maleven being my role model, I really should not complain about the crime in this country. I plan to win at this thing called life, but first I have to tell the twitter community about it. At times I actually do feel like I should just get off social media and get a job.

I’m a South African

Fear not, for I am a newly issued share, the market has opened its doors for me and I plan on diversifying my knowledge base and earn return on my efforts. I’m well educated, my library was the river bank where disposal trucks dumbed off millions worth of knowledge inscribed on paper. I turn negatives into positives, hatred into forgiveness. I am young at heart, amazing, motivated and driven!! With one thing in mind, success and beyond!

This is what makes me a South African…

 

**To the youth of ’76**
We are eternally grateful for all you have done for us to be where we are… they truly did let their ideas outlive them.

By Kagiso Maloma

 

Why We've Become A Walking Billboard #BarcodedGeneration… By Kagiso Maloma

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“These Nike shoes carry a burden too heavy for me to walk with… I’m tryna take mine off…”

Do you know what’s the dumbest thing ever? Living on a month to month salary, that can be traumatic and damn right depressing, you count your days by 30 days. Basically your year is literally 12 days, which brings me to the next point, a month is 30 days long; there are 365 days in a year and of those days it just so happens that 80% of people are happy getting paid 12 times a year. The 1st time I figured this out it depressed me, to the damn core, how did I never dare to look at it that way? Am I dumb? Or are there powerful sources working against me here? Read More …

The Jomo Of All Trades “The Story Of A Multifaceted South African Great” By Dimo & Kagiso

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Mr Ephraim Matsilela Sono known as Jomo Sono, ‘the black prince of SA football’ or Bra J or Mjomana is a legend, even though I personally shared a post throwing shade his waythis week in the midst of all the social media craze I have to admit that there is a lot young entrepreneurs (young people in general) can learn from him. He is the owner, Chairman, and a coach of Jomo Cosmos football club. The longest serving coach in the premier league!!

Looking at his early career or the birth of his career one thing, one thing one can learn is that he was a persistent person. Let me just say should he have never attended that first game he was fielded maybe there won’t be Jomo today. He knows how to take an opportunity and run with it, that is what landed him a contract with Orlando Pirates. He is a hard worker that is why he has scored himself a name Jomo (named after the former Kenya President Jomo Kenyata).

He is a very dedicated man that can be witnessed by simply tracing his career as a soccer player from start to the day he resigned from being fielded out of desperation to playing in the United States. When he bought himself a soccer team Jomo Cosmos (which he named after himself and his former team) one can learn that you can turn your passion into business. He had a choice to buy himself cows, hotels maybe but he chose soccer because that is what he is passionate about.
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His determination, passion and consistency scored him a couching job for Bafana Bafana, but before he got there he was a caretaker couch, he was also a technical advisor and that shows how much he is willing to learn (starting small). This is the man who went to play a game on his wedding day.

He is the board member  of 32 companies, got business interest in property, Petroleum, hospitality, mining, vehicle tracking and still finds time to coach, spot young talent in the dusty grounds where cameras never go and yes sit on the driver’s seat. From today onwards I am calling Mr Jomo Dr Jomo. All of us can learn a lot from this underrated South African hero!! We salute him for his resilience, passion for developing youngsters and also leading the way in business, I myself can only wish for such a genius persona that is within this man.

And oh, the reason we wrote this piece?? Well….

This past week a picture of a Jomo Cosmos bus driver taken from a distance was circulated on the ever chill-less South African social media scene. The bus driver sorta kinda looked like Jomo Sono, this then set social media on fire with people claiming that Jomo Sono actually drives the team bus. This then resulted in many memes being created having his picture on, from him being proclaimed as the team Doctor, to team Spokesperson, team Lobola Negotiator, team Lawyer to team music Director. The list goes on… But apart from the chill-less social media, I just thought that some genius can be drawn from this man. All this highlights his flexibility, he has within him multifaceted traits, he does not limit himself to one thing, he believes in expanding himself and exploring all his God given talents and realizing his full potential.
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South Africans stand up!! It is for that reason that we South Africans will cease to use the figure of speech “Jack Of All Trades”, the recently updated version shall be used as “The Jomo Of All Trades”. This is in honour of Jomo Sono’s multifaceted nature and ability to unleash his full potential and inspire us all to explore whatever it is we want to take on. So go on and explore all possibilities, do not be scared, it can be done, let your ideas outlive you.

“You can’t connect the dots looking forward. You can only connect them looking backward. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something — your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. Because believing that the dots will connect down the road, will give you the confidence to follow your heart, even when it leads you off the well-worn path. And that will make all the difference.” Steve Jobs (this is a quote taken from a speech he gave to graduates at Stanford  University encouraging them to explore whatever it is they want to take on, that it might not make sense now but trust that one day it will all make sense and everything you would have built on will integrate and turn into a success story.)

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Article By Dimo Moraswi Wa Sekele & Kagiso Maloma

2017 South African Lobola Survey Results (Must See) #GeniusLevel #MoneyMonday

2017 South African Lobola Survey Results

By Kagiso Maloma.
About a month ago we put up this Lobola survey on Google forms and up until the day I took it offline for analysis the response has been phenomenal and I’d like to thank all those that participated in the survey. For those who are signed up to our online mag and also completed the survey, you will be receiving an email soon with a PDF copy of the survey as a token of appreciation for assisting us compile this report. The stats are overly interesting so be guaranteed that you’ll be raving and sharing this in no time.

Also just as a disclaimer, the results of this survey represents the views of the individuals who participated in this survey. Much thanks to Mzanzi Humor page for assisting in distributing the survey to their many followers. In our view our sample size is sufficient enough to warrant statistical analysis.

Given social media’s sensitive nature, let me start this report with a preemptive apology (apologizing in advance) by quoting Gilbert Gottfried. The results are as per survey participants and do not represent any biased views from myself or Genius Level Online Mag.

“Let me begin by saying I’m sorry. I’m truly, deeply, unequivocally sorry. I apologize to the people I offend with this survey, and I apologize to the people who aren’t sure why they’re offended but are pretty sure they should be. I don’t know how I live with myself, and I hope you’ll find it in your heart to forgive me” Gilbert Gottfried

Lobola is the bride price of appreciation paid by a prospective husband among certain traditions around southern Africa. I’ve written extensively on this topic on our #moneymonday slot, you can check out some of the articles on the below links

1. ‘Married In Community Of Debt’ – Why the Black Man Will Forever Be Broke
2. A Smart Substitute For Lobola – “What The Black Man Needs To Do To Start Building Generational Wealth”


We had well over a thousand responses to this survey and by the looks of the above stats, women are taking over, of the total participants 67% were female and 33% were male. Not sure how to read this, but it could be an indication of more social pro-activeness and an inner need to contribute. Whatever it is, power to you ladies.


The above stats show that we as South Africans actually do love preserving and have some level of respect for our ancestral traditions. When in Africa do as the Africans do; being pro-Lobola its encouraging to see a large number of us all wanting to preserve and celebrate our culture.


Now we took it a step further to analyse of the survey participants which represents a subset of the South African population, of the ones who agree and disagree with the Lobola practice, how is that broken down by tribes?? Xhosa, Zulu, Tswana, Tsonga, Venda and Afrikaans tribes are more in favour of Lobola than other tribes (>80%).

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You might ask what are Afrikaans people doing taking the survey?? Well we all South Africans aren’t we? We’ve seen a spike in the number of interracial relationships, so this explains why, also the Afrikaans tribe is well know for their love, celebration and preservation of culture, be it a case of real recognise real; they in this case also love seeing and support other tribes that value and preserve culture. The English and Ndebele tribes are sitting as the bottom of the stats with 46% and 45% of them respectively being against the Lobola practice.


Of the males who actually paid Lobola, we seeing that a large number of the English, Ndebele, Pedi and Sotho participants were not in support of the Lobola practice but because its something they had no say in, hey were forced to go with it.


We asked our survey participants what they thought is a fair amount to pay for Lobola. Xhosas and Zulus are sitting high at over R40K and the lowest values from the survey are from Pedi and Ndebele participants. What could be the meaning of this? Well sometimes its merely conditioning, most communities price Lobola based on the average amounts paid in that community.



From the responses on what is a fair amount to pay, we took it further and split the results by male vs female. With no surprise the ladies priced the Lobola amount as a higher value than the guys. R40K asking price from the ladies, with guys willing to pay on average R31K for Lobola. One could laugh and say its easy to call for a higher value when you not paying lol.


Now moving away from what participants think is a fair amount to pay to a more realistic view, the above represents actual Lobola paid split by tribe. Now if you a micer like myself, I would be going for eitehr a Ndebele or Pedi lady as they are on average very reasonable on the Lobola Asking price coming in under R40K. For a Xhosa lady you would be looking at paying over R60K in Lobola and for a Zulu lady, you looking at R48K. My girlfriend happens to be Tswana so I’m definitely breaking the bank and paying over R45K :(, need to start saving up lol.


With Genius Level being an awesome online platform, we decided to take it another step further and broke down the actual figures paid for Lobola by the Level of education the lady had at the time of the Lobola being paid. For a female with a Doctorate #hashtag levels, you will be looking at paying over a R100K (ln this case it would be smart to marry soonest before she elevates to a Doctorate).

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For a female with Masters or a degree you looking at paying on average R77K and R56K respectively. Bit of a weird turn as we seeing ladies that drop-out coming in at an average of R50K… The only way to explain this is, females that dropped-out or do not have Matric had a head-start in the working environment and because of the experience accumulated while the rest were still pursuing their university degrees, they were climbing up the corporate ladder and thus managed to have a higher Lobola charge justified based on their career progression and financial well-being as can be seen on the below stats of what the driver behind the Lobola amount paid is.


-24% of respondents believe that the level of Education of the lady plays a huge role in the determination of the Lobola amount (as can be seen with the R100K for a lady with a Doctorate and R77K for a female with a Masters Degree). So ladies, get your book on and make that dude break the bank for you, you worth it.

– 10% believe that the financial well-being of the guy plays a hige role in the determination of the Lobola amount (It would then be wise to not be too flashy and only Uber to your girlfriend’s house or ditch your German machine when your visit them for a more economic automobile so as to mislead the uncles, more especially that one drunk uncle who holds the most resistance during negotiations)
-8% of respondents think that the financial well-being of the lady being married plays a huge role in the determination of the amount.
-6% say the driver of the Lobola amount is greed and 4% are of the opinion that the lady’s looks are a driver.


Now I need all the guys to gather as we are about to reveal something interesting, the younger you decide to marry her, the better as you more likely to pay a lower amount vs when she’s older. On average you looking at paying R44K when she’s 27 and R54K at 30 years. This can be linked to the fact that the older she gets, the higher her financial well-being, the higher your financial well-being as the guy and also she’s more likely to be driven to study further so as to progress in her career and workplace; and we’ve seen with the above tables that this are factors that are looked at when determining the Lobola amount.


The above stats knocked my socks off and actually made me have more faith in black South Africans. 39% of the guys who paid Lobola had to save up for it, 34% of them had the money readily available. For both instances they would have had to save and its quite encouraging and insoiring to see that South africans actually save. This shows serious commitment, discipline and patience! so bravo to all the guys out there throwing a penny each month into a Lobola savings account, we see you!!

14% of the guys that payed Lobola took out a loan to fund the payment. This might not be a good idea for couples going into marriage as its a known fact that married couples ened up divorcing due to financial problems. While they should be looking forward to a new life, new house and new beginnings they will instead be slaving to pay up the loan. Its a lose lose situation for the couple.

8% were helped by their parents in funding the Lobola and 3% had their partners assist them. Where are these awesome beings??? If you spot one do give a brother a shout! We need more of you.


Looking again at how the Lobola money was raised, we split the results up by tribe to get an understanding of how some tribes fund the Lobola.

-Over 50% Xhosa, Pedi, English and ‘Other’ tribes had the money readily available (Ladies I hope you taking notes)
-Ndebele, Pedi and Tswana guys are more likely to save up for Lobola than any other tribe (>50%).
-Sotho and Xhosa guys are more likely to take out a loan to fund the Lobola. As you will see below, Xhosa guys prefer marrying Xhosa ladies, and given that from the above stats we see that on average for a Xhosa lady you looking at paying over R60K, this could explain why 50% of Xhosa guys take out a loan to help fund the Lobola.
-50% of Sotho and 20% of Swazi guys are more likely to not be able to afford the Lobola asking price.
-Tsonga and Venda parents are the best!! They are more likely to assist their son pay the Lobola money than all the other tribes. Don’t you with you were Tsonga or Venda?


Just as a bonus, I played around with the stats further and managed to get the above. Seems like the English guys prefer Tswana and Sotho girls.
-Xhosa guys prefer to use their home-ground advantage as of all the guys who took the survey and actually paid Lobola at some point in time, they all went for Xhosa girls.
-Zulu guys also prefer marrying their own. This can be directly attributable to that fact that if you marry someone of the same cultural upbringing, it will be easier for them to get along with your family and also understand you more.
-The Pedi guys who took this survey seem to not be loyal to their own as they’s rather go for Xhosa and Tswana girls (50/50 split).

So with all these stats taken into play, if you really wanted to save on Lobola as a guy, this is how you’d play it….

-Make sure you marry a Ndebele or Pedi lady (You pay less than R40K)
-Be sure to marry her right before she gets her degree (R35K on average)
-Marry her before she turns 28 (The Lobola money escalates the older she gets)
-And be sure you convert to Tsonga or Venda as your parents are more likely to assist with the Lobola money lol.

Hope you found this as interesting as I have! Be sure to subscribe for more Genius level awesome stuff. Plus if you subscribe you will receive a free PDF copy of the survey.

**And remember, this report does not serve as a dictate, its merely an average subset representation of the population.

**All rights reserved. No part of this report/article may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without the written permission of the publisher!!

1. ‘Married In Community Of Debt’ – Why the Black Man Will Forever Be Broke
2. A Smart Substitute For Lobola – “What The Black Man Needs To Do To Start Building Generational Wealth”

By Kagiso Maloma

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South African created meme app Atimeme is a trending hit on the Google Play store and social media. In two weeks of release it was downloaded over 8 thousand times


a South African created meme app, often hits the number one on the Google Play store’s trending category. Within 2 weeks of launching in March 2019, it reached over 8 thousand downloads.

Users can create memes on the app and share them to other social media platforms such as Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

It is also a complete social media app. Users can create their own profiles, follow each other and create memes from the app’s meme gallery or use their own images on their phones. The app has a wall where all created memes go and can be downloaded by anyone. Users can favourite memes, like them, comment and even share them to other social media platforms directly from Atimeme.

People can simply install the Atimeme app from the Google Play store, open it, quickly create a profile and start browsing, making and sharing memes. Users can resize text and images to preferred sizes.

Here are some funny memes found on the Atimeme app.

The Atimeme app was created by Kagiso Maloma, who’s a tech entrepreneur by night and a Chartered Management Accountant by day.

He says, “the objective of the Atimeme app is to make it easy for people to create, share, distribute and centralise memes.” He further adds that “with the app, people can easily have their own curated meme museum where meme content is easily accessed, created and shared.”

Atimeme has received a lot of love from people on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. It trended in few South African cities and Lagos Nigeria.

It is currently available for Android phones.  The founder Kagiso also says they are raising funds to help get the IOS app developed, expand continental outreach and add more features such as direct messaging, better video functionality and improved security.

To download Atimeme app, go onto the Google Play store or click this link http://bit.ly/atimemeappP

Follow Atimeme on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

Conversation With A Girl I Wasn’t Ready To Receive…

The real question I really wanted to ask her was: Why the hell are you not here
Telepathic in her senses she replied: you not yet ready to receive me
Cunning in my ways I tried smooth talking her
Her never being there, she reminded me that I would really just be trying to convince myself from what I already knew… I wasn’t ready to receive her

The seconds seemed to accumulate quickly into minutes and then into hours
She spoke on love and how she defined it to be a soul’s recognition of its counterpart
She told stories of how the world converges to give you the things you so desire at the right time
Stories of crying mockingbirds, cursed eagles born with a single wing and broken hearts that could never be sown back together…

We conversed a bit on the complexities of the universe, the anomalies that happen within the Bermuda Triangle
Made plans to one day skinny dip in the ever so famous presidential fire pool
we chatted a bit on the state of hip hop and was so overly amazed at how her views flew parallel to mine
A well rounded being, it was evident from the very start that she was the right fit…. 

Told me about her pursuit to take over the corporate world and her planned contributions to woman inequality
she spoke with so much passion she reminded me very much of my self
the way her eyes lit up when she spoke of her goals and the way she emphasized with her hands mimicking the movement of a choir conductor

The last thing she said was I will wait for you…
but she was never there… and if she was, like a sloppy cardiothoracic surgeon I would drop her heart
So with time being the teacher, I will strive to be better for her
but she was never there, so I will wait for her instead

Until the day she reveals herself…

By Kagiso Maloma

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‘Katlego’ Lamar’s Verse On "Blacker The Berry" Rewritten The South African Way #StopXenophobia

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We might just be the biggest hypocrites of 2015
once I finish this, South Africans will convey just what I mean

Thinking maliciously, if he come to my hood ima burn him
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Quick Guidelines On How to Avoid Getting Ignored On WatsApp

1. The first thing to do when you chatting to someone who does not have your number is to make sure you have a name set up on your Watsapp that they can actually recognize.

2. In the absence of such a name, you may opt to have your actual picture loaded onto Watsapp

3. You may even have on your Bio a little quote or bible verse that they might recognize and relate back to you (assuming they know you very well) Read More …